Is this one true?

[Robertoh]

My friend who works in the industry is whispering something about Glenn Beck maybe getting fired from his news job because he won't have plastic surgery to correct his flaws. Not bad plastic surgery, just the younger-looking kinds that his colleagues have been forced to get. Supposedly that's why he's crying, too, because he's dreading the scalpel and the botox syringes. But Id like to know why doesn't he just deny being older-looking and less attractive, or IS he?

[ra-ra-raw]

Many serial killers and rapists like to keep a trophy of their kills.
Beck may have a scar that he can not part with.

[azdavid]

I had heard that when Beck had surgery a couple years ago he developed a raging addiction to Oxycontin and Codeine and spent a year and a half trying to get clean.  That could be the reason he cried so much during that time.  I think he rejects the surgery because he's afraid he'll become addicted again and slip into old habits?  Perhaps habits he had back in 1990?

[menilman]

I have a client who's a plastic surgeon here in Paris France, and snooping at his client list the other day, I stumbled upon one John B. Doe and saw he's slated to go under the scalpel over The Holidays.
I found it odd that my client would have such a WASPy named client, and such a generic one, at that.
We can only wonder where Glenn Beck plans to be then, and who John B. Doe really is.
Can't we?